Sunday, March 2, 2014

Dirt and snow


With this lovely scene outside, and it is indeed lovely, we've now entered an ironic opportunity to demonstrate starting seeds inside for an eventual outdoor garden.


Much has happened since the last blog post; we're moving! We will no longer be a third floor homestead of sorts but rather a duplex-based operation. The mentality of the blog will be similar because the new space will be a bit smaller yet more efficient with the space it does offer. Among the benefits of the trade are a bit of garden space in a proper yard along with a screened-in porch.

As for today, we're starting the seeds indoors in order to make the most of the time between planting and the beginning of harvest. Though I've called this a demonstration, perhaps a better term would be documentation. This is quite truly an experiment to verify what we've read in books and have gathered from our experiments thus far regarding indoor gardening.

To begin, we look at the last average frost date for Kansas City which is April 10-15. This date is important because your plants are well-suited to planting either in containers or in the ground at certain intervals before, at, or after this date. Each plant will differ so consult instructions from books or from the seed packets themselves.


The empty containers you see here have served very well in the indoor garden but would have done better if they were drainable. For seed starting, they should serve the purpose well.


Counting back from the date of last average frost, it's time to start the flower and pepper seeds! Again, this date varies a bit from source to source but the purpose is the get the sort of preliminary growing out of the way so that when the time comes to put the plant in the place in which it is to mature, you are starting with a real plant, not seeds. This allows you to make use of otherwise useless months as far as growing is concerned.


This is a potting mix from the hardware store which has fertilizer already in it. We have no dirt to speak of three stories up so options are limited. Regular dirt should be fine if you have it and compost or vermicompost would be even better.


These are pepper seeds, that is, seeds found inside every pepper I've ever seen. These were purchased rather than harvested for two reasons. First, the instructions on the packets are very valuable to beginning gardeners. Second, without knowing the breed of plant, it is possible you are eating a hybrid whose seeds are not as likely to produce like heirloom seeds. Hybrids have advantages over heirlooms in that they are often more likely to resist disease and can produce much fruit. The disadvantage is that they do not produce seeds of equal quality and, through breeding, modern heirlooms can also attain a great resistance to disease, though often not as great as a hybrid, yet with reproducibility far out matching hybrids. This is as I understand it, seek resources more credible than I if you wish to learn more.


In contrast to the large pepper seeds, these are the flower seeds. Cascade of Color seeds to be precise.


Though the picture is misleading, this is what it looked like to bury the pepper seeds.


At last, the seeds are in their pots in the window awaiting sunlight. The bean plant which is in a hanging pot just out of the picture has since been destroyed by the cat. It was a fun and educational experiment but certainly not worth doing indoors against a north-facing window.


We've since elected to use a recently packed up bookshelf for the few remaining weeks before the move. This location is warmer than the currently frosty window against which the plants once resided and is more cat-proof.


His attention to the plants has been captured here. He's cute, but ever vigilant for an opportunity to completely destroy a plant in minutes. The photo below shows an attempt to keep him from bothering us at night. Because this method failed; I've been forced to consider an electric fence or perhaps a contracted security officer to man the water gun.

Saturday, January 25, 2014

so the thing about naan...

in general, anything with yeast tends to scare me. the temperature and conditions have to be just right. pretty much everything online says "warm, but not TOO warm" how's a girl to know?! and it makes me nervous that in 1-2 hours, i'll have the same size of dough as before and dense bread people have to pretend to like. however, it turns out, it's not too bad.

we made naan last night. a lucious middle eastern flatbread. here's the low down:

i *loosely* followed a recipe and it turned out delicious. arguably better than our favorite pakistani restaurant... and this is no props to me, because i had not a clue what i was doing. i had attempted making bread ONCE before, and it failed because my flour was too cold (i think).

our recipe is as follows:

1 1/2 tsp dry active yeast
3/4 cup warm water (but not TOO warm) whatever that means. the water i used was just under "hot." like bearable to the touch. it will cool as it sits out with the yeast, so i tried the warmer side of "warm." zero ambiguity, right?
2 tsp sugar
2 tsp salt
4 tbs oil (i used olive. i'm sure its fine to use canola or whatever)
3 cups flour

Mix the yeast with the warm water and let it dissolve and bubble, usually about 10 minutes. Add in the rest of the ingredients and mix (i use my hands, but am taking donations for a kitchenaid). add in more flour until it's not sticking to everything. let it rise in a greased bowl covered with plastic wrap (i read for 1-2 hours) but i forgot to do this ahead of time and company was coming in 45 minutes, so i only let it rise for 30 minutes and it turned out fine...

after it's risen a bit, take off pieces and roll them into roughly golf ball sized balls. roll them out flat on a floured surface to roughly 1/4 inch thick. we sprinkled salt in them, but here's when you can get crazy. garlic, butter, cilantro, green onions, whatever you want to smush in them is just fine.

heat a pan with a sprinkle of oil and throw it on for 2-3 minutes, or until the bottom is getting golden brown and delicious looking. flip 'er on over and do it again, but it only takes about 1 minute on the bottom. do them one at a time so as to give attention to each one. stack them up in a tea towel to keep them warm and serve with anything your heart desires. but your heart should desire lentil soup, falafel, and hummus. trust me.

and this is what happens. i only made 2 per person. it hardly seemed like enough...


however, making this was such an encouragement in the bread product making department! even though it didn't rise long enough, it still turned out so well. making things that require yeast isn't so scary after all. so un-scary in fact, that i have a loaf of bread baking in the oven currently, and naan on the menu tonight. three cheers for saturdays. 

Monday, January 20, 2014

chicken stock and the gospel.

so the random abandonment of the blog was my bad. no excuses. 

anyway, roe and i made some chicken stock. one of the best things to ever make homemade ever. you control the salt. no questionable ingredients. and really fun to do on a saturday afternoon. second only to napping.
there are infinite number of ways to make chicken stock, but this is how we like to do it, because it knocks out cooking chicken and having tons of stock all in one. word on the street is, this can also be done in the crock pot. i have yet to try it. not sure why, because i love crock pots with all of my heart. so here we go. 


so, a whole small chicken, celery, onions, carrots, salt, a few cloves of garlic. and some herbs. let's be real here. after some research, i was debating whether or not to do the herbs that we did, because it can always be flavored to tailor whatever you're making, but we decided to do it anyway. thyme, parsley, and oregano, i believe. turns out, adding parsley makes the stock have a weird greenish tint when it set out to cool...which i wasn't a fan of. i'll leave it out next time. after frantically hopping on the computer, hoping that my green chicken stock wasn't rotten and diseased, i realized that it was only the parsley. no big. 


the amounts are really "precise" here... chop up some celery into 3-4" pieces. do a few really good handfuls of those


take off the papery skin, and throw in a few cloves of garlic whole


quarter a few onions. we like red onions, so we use them. but use whatever kind you like.


ideally we'd use whole carrots and chop them like the celery, but why buy carrots when you already have baby ones? 


then the herbs...but skip this step if you don't like green chicken stock.


salt and pepper. again with the precise measurements, just about a tablespoon of each.


now for the fun part. basically pretend like you're a mad scientist and cut your chicken into parts. cut off the legs, the thighs, etc. we took out the insides. i can't handle using them in actual cooking. i've heart they're delicious if you prepare them right, but i can't make myself. the struggle is real. 


throw all of this stuff into a big tall pot. one day we impulse bought two of them at walmart and never looked back. and cover everything with water. enjoy everybody swimming around in there about to get cozy. 

bring to a boil, and then let it simmer for about an hour, or until the chicken is done. that's the main thing. and if you're just using the bones and other leftover parts, then ask someone else how long to simmer it, because i have no idea. 


voila! yummy. yummy. yummy. give your face a steam bath when you take off the lid. just kidding. you'll burn yourself and sue me. 

STOP HERE. if you're making chicken and noodles, take out just the chicken, shred it up, and throw it back in along with some of those yummy thick, doughy noodles and cook them for a bit longer and you're done. however, if you're going to freeze/can all of this, keep reading.
....i know the suspense is too much to handle.


here's our setup. we're going to drain the stock from the chicken and veggies, freeze and can the chicken stock, freeze the chicken in roughly one cup portions, and freeze the veggies, too. we are taking donations for deep freezes. i'm still convinced we can put it out in the stairwell landing and nobody will care. like a community deep freeze. don't steal the idea, people. 



and here we go. well on our way to deliciousness. 


here's all the chicken and veggies. throw them onto a cookie sheet and take them to your dining room table for some good times. 


but for real though, look at all the chicken! it's so moist and delicious. i think i was mysteriously full after we did this project. 


while you're sitting at the kitchen table, picking through all of this delicious chicken, separating it from the bone, and shredding it, (it takes a bit longer than just a few minutes...) tell funny stories. flirt with your hot husband, watch an episode of the office on netflix. it can be really fun. 

 

warning: small diversion ahead. 
this is our kitchen table. we took a few forks and separated the chicken from the bones, shredded it, and put into a bowl. we froze the veggies in two gallon bags, and the chicken in smaller bags. done. 

from my point of view, this is easy peasy. from others' this is the most labor intensive thing ever, and ridiculous why someone would do this if you can buy this stuff from the store (i get that). homemade is a quality that i value. people spend their time and money on things that they value, and much of mine goes to that. making things homemade is NOT easier than buying them from the store. we can try as hard as we can to say "look! this is so easy! just as easy as storebought!" and it's simply not true. the reality is, it takes more time to make a homemade dinner, and other things. if your values don't lie within the homemade category, then heck, please go buy chicken stock from the store and don't feel guilty for not making it! enjoy napping on saturday afternoons!

guilt will run people into the ground. pinterest is not your god, nor is being just as homemade and crafty as someone else. do not serve it. comparison kills. truth is, we're never good enough. that's where Jesus came in. well, he was there the whole time, but you know. because of His sacrifice on the cross for sin of your's and mine, children of God are seen as holy and blameless before him. isn't that humbling and awesome? we don't have to worry ourselves into the ground about not making homemade chicken stock. or having the most pinterest-y of kid's birthday parties, or whatever. ALL of our needs are met IN CHRIST. not in the approval of your friends. look to Him, people. be filled with his love. be freed from guilt and condemnation. 


while you're soaking in the words above, enjoy some pictures of the chicken stock. (before it turned green). what we froze suffered the fate, but what we canned did not. i knew i liked canning.


up next, roe and i take on the monster of pressure canning. aka: saving space in our freezer for other things, like waffles and broccoli.

praise God that the gospel frees me to buy store bought waffles. i just despise homemade ones...

Monday, January 6, 2014

chicken cordon bleu

from all of my french expertise (ahem...high school french, nearly four years removed...) i know that cordon bleu means "blue ribbon." so i can't help but wonder...who would win in a chicken cordon bleu contest? because everybody's is called "blue ribbon chicken." i just can't fathom the situation. sheesh. i should think about more productive things. anyway, on to the chicken cordon bleu. it's simple, easy, and way delicious. and will make you feel really fancy.

and off! we! go! (think mary poppins here)

this is one of those things that can be made with so much variation, it's not even funny. well maybe it is. not sure. for example, the filling could be ham, turkey, prosciutto (i had to look up how to spell that), etc. and the cheese could be provolone, mozzarella, anything that's really melty. we happened to have turkey and mozzarella when we made this. and the cheese can also be pre sliced. in fact it's easier if it is. we just love to do things more difficult than they need to be apparently. actually the truth is, we used the mozzarella to make pioneer woman's stuffed mushrooms. and also chicken cordon bleu.


so here's the lineup. chicken, turkey, mozzarella, bread (for bread crumbs), and granny's lovely ranch seasoning (seriously, ask your grandma to make you a case of homemade seasonings for christmas. you'll be so happy)

also i forgot eggs in the picture, because i'm not great at planning things more than 2 seconds ahead of time.


toast the bread just enough to dry out. and keep your three day late rent check in front of the microwave just so you won't forget it anymore. (we are weird)



use the ninja to blend it to crumbles, and also stare sadly at the lone egg. i also added some tortilla chips to this mixture, just because i was feeling a little crazy, so that's why they aren't in the beginning picture.


set up your dredging station with a beaten egg, and your bread crumb mixture, with a little of granny's ranch seasoning mixed in. 


the way we do it, because we don't have meat pounder thing, is just use a rolling pin. it's pretty crazy. and loud. welcome to my life. so just put them in a gallon bag and just pound away until they are thin enough to layer and roll. and also apologize to the tenant under you. maybe 1/2"? i can't keep track of all of these things. just make sure it looks right. whatever that means.



for what it's worth, here are our's.


cover your pan in foil, cause the cheese will melt and stick all over it. just a kind warning. 


now for the fun (messy) part. layer a slice of turkey, and some cheese on top of the pounded chicken. 



roll 'em up, and put a toothpick in them. full disclosure: this is not neat nor graceful. elbows were flying everywhere. it was traumatic. just make sure everything is snug and secure. throw a little salt and pepper on them. this could also be added to the breadcrumbs, but again with us being difficult. 


coat them in the egg, then the bread crumbs.



then throw (or gently place) them on the pan. nonstick spray wouldn't hurt anything i suppose. 
bake at 400 for 25-30 minutes. just for heavens sake make sure the chicken is done. 



then enjoy this, and eat the cheesy, juicy, crunchy loveliness until it's gone. 



we ate it with balsamic veggies, which i will post soon. 


roe's "ultrabite" as he calls it. i can tell you with honesty that each meal, he seriously considers everything on his plate and saves the best of each item for last. his logic goes like this: why eat the best stuff first then be indifferent towards your last bites? save the best for last, and enjoy ultrabite. he's my favorite. 


also here's phoenix, our cat. this has nothing to do with cordon bleu, but though our bed is unmade and scattered with clothes and shoes from my internship clothes shopping extravaganza, he lays there adorably. the end. 

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

granola

the first real post is about granola. and why you ask? because it's delicious.
basically the REAL reason is: buying good plain ol' granola cereal will make you broke. the kind with no ingredients you can't pronounce, that is.
which is why i started making my own. easy peasy. whip up a batch or two on saturday, and breakfast for the week is all of a sudden done. besides milk, or yogurt, or whatever makes your tummy happy.
it made me feel like a fool for ever buying my own for $4 a box that lasted two days by the way.
anyway. on to the granola. also i eyeball everything in this recipe.

my recipe:
3 cups oats (regular or instant)
a sprinkle of cinnamon
1/4 cup canola oil
1/3 cup honey
a splash of vanilla

find a big ol' bowl. or grab your favorite blue one from your mother in law. sprinkle in some cinnamon



then combine the oil, honey, and vanilla. in that order. for the sole purpose of making this cool cellular looking thing. the vanilla is clearly the nucleus. 


whisk it up with one of your favorite christmas presents. remove ya rangs, and mix it on up.


parchment paper is essential. nobody feels like scraping honeylicious oats off of their baking sheets.


bake at 300 for 20-25 minutes. it'll still be soft, so pop it in your freezer that is overtaken by vegetables for a few minutes, and then crumble it up for lovely, crunchy granola clusters. i toss mine with raisins and store in an airtight container. i don't know how long it'll last, because i've always eaten it before i could tell. 

also, someday maybe i will have a real camera and real photography skills. 
enjoy.